Turbo talker

A person who talks incredibly fast and / or doesn’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise.

When those two turbo talkers are together I don’t even try to join in the conversation. They turbo talked through the whole dinner.

by pozzie January 26, 2019

turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

Turbo Derp

when you get turned on by Moist Criktial (popular streamer) and yell TURBOOO while being a derp

"ive been turbo derping ever since I saw that ceramics video"

by turboderp August 11, 2024

Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"

Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Turbo Twist

Ingesting LSD (acid) and cocaine simultaneously.

"Yo dawg, did you meet molly last night?"

"Naw dawg, last night I dosed some L so hard and then railed some lines."

"Sick, I have never turbo twisted before, dawg!"

by aner bacon the elder September 25, 2012

bonk turbo

acting in a form or way that resembles turbo

aye bonk turbo why u dancing in front of the jaunts

by Isreal October 7, 2023

Turbo Douche

A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.

Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.

by MarzMan February 18, 2024