butt lemmings

The balls of lint that collect in the crack of one's ass.

When he bent over to pick up his putt, I could see the butt lemmings on him.

by Kärsö Literary Society December 27, 2010

muck butt

Muck Butt - the dirty, slimy, stinky, sweaty, itchy feeling you get in your ass crack after going too long without bathing. Usually occurs after long backpacking trips, or in people with poor showering habits.

After backpacking for a week without bathing, Jason couldn't wait to get home and clean his muck butt.

by Scamtrack September 24, 2016

Butt Mayo

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.

Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"

John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."

by Tummystickers May 30, 2019

butt radar

When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.

As I was driving home my butt radar really started going off the closer I got home.

by Dick Furgeson May 5, 2016

glass of butt

When you are thirsty for that ass so you ask for a glass of it.

Damn kid, did you see that ass? I could use a nice glass of butt right about now.

by Joey Sis April 11, 2017

rocket butt

The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.

I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.

by BJ33196 October 8, 2013

Butt Helmet

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.

by babyakry January 12, 2011