News received through social media, filtered by a person's own online activity that leads to an inaccurate, slanted, extremely biased, and limited understanding of an issue or situation.
She had no idea there was another side to the story because she had been surrounded by funnel news for years.
by natsue April 27, 2017
 Get the Funnel Newsmug.
Get the Funnel Newsmug. New Boston is a small village-like town in southern New Hampshire. This town shares borders with Bedford, Goffstown, Amherst, and other small towns.
New Boston is a primarily Caucasian town with one town center general goods store, and one local restaurant. It is common to refer to the women of New Boston to be, “the most beautiful women in all of New England.” One can get lost in the beautiful greenery of the town, and worry not, the upper class citizens of New Boston are kinder than they are rich. Local legends state that at midnight on July 4th, a ghost train can be heard throughout all of New Boston. All and all, New Boston is a small slice of paradise for lovers of nature, genuine people, and a relaxed life.
New Boston is a primarily Caucasian town with one town center general goods store, and one local restaurant. It is common to refer to the women of New Boston to be, “the most beautiful women in all of New England.” One can get lost in the beautiful greenery of the town, and worry not, the upper class citizens of New Boston are kinder than they are rich. Local legends state that at midnight on July 4th, a ghost train can be heard throughout all of New Boston. All and all, New Boston is a small slice of paradise for lovers of nature, genuine people, and a relaxed life.
by Zyroe May 31, 2020
 Get the New Bostonmug.
Get the New Bostonmug. by Flashrex March 8, 2019
 Get the New Joizymug.
Get the New Joizymug. Unofficially known as the Republican news Network. It's a news Network for people that can't handle fact based news.
by Oxford Definitions LLC February 11, 2018
 Get the Fox Newsmug.
Get the Fox Newsmug. This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.
by DUboob February 3, 2005
 Get the daily newsmug.
Get the daily newsmug. a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".
1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"
by ItzPexic August 8, 2022
 Get the sure need new newmug.
Get the sure need new newmug. Term coined by Will Pharrell during an Oprah interview. Mostly used in online communities, like Tumblr. New Black meaning, black people who do not believe in racism and/or do not blame white people for racism, don't hold racism accountable for any troubles in their lives.
Many jokes about New Blacks include comparing them to upper-class white people.
Many jokes about New Blacks include comparing them to upper-class white people.
by byeeesexual May 20, 2014
 Get the New Blackmug.
Get the New Blackmug.