Nessus

A faggy mudder with a midsized cock, and no testicles.

noun: That dude is nessus!

by Kelyas March 29, 2003

dirty nessa

this one bitch that likes zillo/zello to much

dirty nessa is me lmao

by NastyNessa2023 September 6, 2021

Nessa

The biggest hoe you will ever meet in your life, she is a disgrace and nobody loves her. She is insecure ugly, fat and just the worst girl you can ever get your hands on, if you ever meet a Nessa, just run away trust me shes a regret.

Guy : "I'm dating Nessa"

Guy 2 : "SHES A HOE BRO"

Guy 3 : "I was sleeping with her yesterday-"

by NessaHater101 July 17, 2020

Nesskey Kong

The act of shipping god (Donkey Kong) with his husband, the holy spirit (Ness) to please them, this is the main act of worshipping in the religion of Nesskeyism.

#NesskeyKong
NESSKEY KONG 4 LIFE
Make Nesskey Kong trend

by Smash Bandicoot June 12, 2021

nessie

Paddy Troy's friendly loch ness penis

a lovable keyring that was brutally massaccred by Luke Reilly and Kinney

Nessie will have revenge...IL KNIFE KINNEY AND LUKE THOSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS!!!

i got into cold water and nessie shrivelled up.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.you just broke nessie!!

You mean im gonna be a daddy?

by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

Nessleish

The best language ever, a variation of lolcat but even cuter. Made by adding nessle to the end of adjectives and making words sound cute :3

Nessleish for love

Luff - Love
Luff Ling - Little Love (crush)
Luffle - Non Romantic Love

by nom de plume x June 14, 2009

Nessicarry

(V) to travel with a distinct wobbily nature, as if faking intoxication.

Jared was going to nessicarry through the supermarket, but changed his mind when he saw the security guard's ominous stare.

by Stardust Chaser January 10, 2012