Sylas Murphy

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives for motor cross. He finds all his tech from the Walmart dumpster, don’t even try playing a game on his computer because it’s practically a calculator.

(Sylas Murphy rides in on his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing ass jiggling)
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”

by SYLMAN September 27, 2022

Malarchy Murphy

a utter shithead who deals drugs infront of security cameras

Fuck off, Malarchy Murphy

by Tasty boi May 11, 2018

Connor Murphy

A love-able bean who must be protected at all costs

Person A: who’s your favorite character from Dear Evan Hansen ?
Person B: Connor Murphy

by Your favorite lesbian January 24, 2022

Eddie Murphied

To unknowingly have sex with a man who passes for a woman

Dave: I got so drunk last night I slept with an ugly prostitute!

Ron: That was a man dude, you got Eddie Murphied

by NeighborhoodWriterman January 11, 2022

Aidan Michael Murphy

The cheesiest (and I mean THE FREAKIN CHEESIEST) but also the sweetest boyfriend a girl could ask for.

Rando: Hey, what are you and Aidan Michael Murphy.

Girl (or hector): Oh ya, we are dating, I am so lucky to have Aidan Michael Murphy.
Rando: Damn I really want a Aidan Michael Murphy

by bowieeatshisbootyinfrontofyou December 7, 2020

Murphy

A cool guy who is usually the person you want to befriend, they'll send you a lot of positive messages and you would want to stay close to them.

"murphy just gave me flowers, what a kind guy"

by MonkeywithBanana June 10, 2021

Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.

Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.

by QuacksO October 26, 2025