martean

A funny guy who seems like an asshole at first but has an amazing personality they can be idiotic at times but they make up for it by being them, they are very abusive though and will attack you at random times

Martean just came up and attacked me out of nowhere!

by Bre breeeeeee August 2, 2021

Molten lava dick

The ultimate trap for big women on tinder step one by a molten lava chocolate cake from Chili’s to go step to invite a big woman from Tinder step three stick a dick in Cake step for let her enjoy

Hey bro I had this fat bitch come over and she enjoyed this molten lava dick

by Cheeseburger 6969420 August 9, 2021

montein

A person who has lowest IQ

You smart like Montein

by tockyBelow August 29, 2021

Marte'd

Being ignored or ghosted by someone.

When a person starts dating and ignores friends and family. They stop responding to text messages, phone calls, and other forms of communication.

Did you hear back from Joe yet? Nope, he Marte'd me.

by unit-master September 7, 2021

Monte

A molerat who’s only bitches on snap are the bots then send nudes. They tend to be down bad and identify as furries

Waddup monte

Hey there I like dick in my rectum

by Glizzylicker42069 October 2, 2021

Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie

“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !

by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021

martessia

The most beautiful person on the world. She is the most caring person in your life. She may look like someone with a plain life but when you get to know her she will amaze you. Her smile will make your day. You could stare in her eyes for a long time because it's that pretty. She will not let you go through a struggle by yourself. She is always there for you when you need her, she is a call away. You meet a martessia don't be afraid to say hi.

Look it's martessia! Wow she is so pretty!

by Sctfiex_ November 21, 2021