fart monkey

term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.

Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.

by Peter Thaddeus June 1, 2006

monkey dick

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

by kirkas January 25, 2009

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

sea monkey

little brine shrimp that come with a variety of different tanks.

basically the coolest thing ever.

they can live for a long time, and they get their groove on and have baby sea monkeys.

my sea monkeys are so much cooler than yours.

my sea monkeys are mating!

you ass, you dumped my sea monkeys down the drain!!

by tabbo January 5, 2006

monkey rush

A variation in the football goalkeeper position used in some informal football games (the most important kind). Monkey rush describes when the position of goalkeeper is filled by the player who happens to be closest to their own goal. The person temporarily filling the role of monkey rush may use their hands inside the pre-agreed designated goalkeeper area. The position of monkey rush applies to whoever is closest to their own goal, and can be rotated amongst the players whenever they like. The rule must be agreed before a game starts, as must the goalkeeper area.

Roger: Okay Daddy, you go in goal, Mummys team are putting dirty Uncle Berti in goal.

Daddy: I dont want to get stuck in goal

Roger: Okay, we can rotate goalkeeper, you go first.

Daddy: No fucking way.

Roger: Rush keeper then. You come out when ever you want.

Daddy: No, Roger. Lets Play monkey rush. Who ever is back furthest goes in. Ask Mummy if she agrees.

by Lukic Lobo April 24, 2009

Monkey Feet

Feet that have the ability to grasp, cling, pinch, throw, scratch,pick and slap just as well as the hands.

Michelle Ward has monkey feet.

by moisttowelette April 18, 2010