half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.

She sure likes that half mile freeway…

by Observer 777 August 25, 2021

Mads Milde

A boy with a little dick, that uses all his time playing roblox.

You grinding rolox, you must be a "Mads Milde"

by Bin saden July 30, 2022

Jack Mildren

A Jack Mildren loves his children. He is an unrequited lover so his attention tends to easier targets. However he still does not succeed due to his lack of rizz. A Jack Mildren loves his money, but is still not rich. A Jack Mildren can't drive for shit.

Jack Mildren stfu you stinky nonce

by Famtingbop February 2, 2023

Turn Mile

To turn a new leaf. To start in a new direction. To take things a different way.

If you would like to change then we can turn mile.

by Gamingbill February 4, 2023

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

The Nick-ed Mile

Running over a mile, usually over a bridge, in order to get get to know some girl who is most likely NOT going to put out so really, what is the point?

Guy1: Where is Nick?
Guy2: He went to see some girl he barely knows
Guy1: So hes running the Nick-ed Mile?
Guy2: Yup
Guy1: What a douche!

by Ginger Kid17 February 8, 2009

a man's mile

The distance to one's destination, regardless of unit of measurement.

"How far is it from New York City to LA?"
"About a man's mile."

by Random_Assortment_Of_Letters August 23, 2016