Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 28, 2018

Mickey Blaster

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.

Usually used for pranking nerds.

Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”

Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”

by stripez56 July 2, 2025

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

Dirty Mickey

He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, earning money. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.

A real dirty mickey is a guy that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with.

by Inked_r June 22, 2023

Mickey

Guilty pleasure. Fun, funny, sexy and sweet. Mickey does heaps. Taking the mickey out of someone would be cruel.

oh mickey youre so fine, youre so fine you blow my mind

by Samibee11 December 9, 2018

Mickey

Someone who copies other personalities because they have the personality of a wet paper bag. Hey mickey you are not fine you do not blow my mind i hate you and your stupid mickey mouse looking ass face eat shit looser i hope you stub your toe!

Fuck you mickey

by Clifford the big red asshole January 6, 2022

Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021