Microtexting

The act of sending multiple texts of less than ten words each to convey a single thought that could have easily been compiled into a single message.

“Oh my god, who the fuck keeps texting you?”
“It’s Vanessa. She just wanted to tell me she’s on her way over.”
“It took her EIGHT messages to say that? That microtexting bitch.

by Star_Index_Media August 13, 2020

micropussy

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.

- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”

by chxndler February 10, 2021

Michiya

The ship name for Mizole and Ichiya, two characters from nintendos video game splatoon who literally do not appear in game. They are both in “lore bands” and are supposedly rivals which is why people ship them.

“You ship Michiya?!”
“Yes”
“But they’re confirmed as rivals!”
“Yes.”

by SoLongAndGoodnight August 15, 2022

Righteous brother Michael

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his righteousness to the priests and laity, basically a troublemaker who tells priests what they should do.

Righteous brother Michael: Pater you should do this, Pater you should do that, Pater you can't say this, Pater you can't say that. Oi Pater you have to do everything I tell you!

Priest: Enough of your righteousness Michael, just go away but don't smash the mugs on your way out.

by Romiosini September 3, 2022

Micayla

Micayla is a loud person at times but is super nice. You can already tell how weird and unique she is by her name. Although at times she’s mean she always try’s to make you feel better. She’s my best friend and if you have Micayla as a best friend hold onto her tight she is the best thing in life.

Guy: have you seen Micayla
Other guy: ya she’s super sassy but gorgeous

by Person369 November 19, 2018

Microsoft Minutes

Times claimed by Microsoft products to complete tasks (installing products, copying files, etc). Swings both ways, can be greatly exaggerated or massively optimistic.

A- "How long till your done with that OS install?"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"

by Dicer April 27, 2006

michigan

a place where your horoscope is correct more often than the weather channel

"independence day fireworks have been canceled due to heavy snow and low visibility"

by cardenio February 4, 2005