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Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.
He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.
by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011
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Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2
I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.
by ASilentJ February 1, 2012
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Mort

Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.
Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.
by cobcob September 26, 2012
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mjorts

Pronounced "morts", the j is silent. Also known as mom-jean-shorts.

In the 1980s and 1990s, and even into the 2000s, the term mom jeans became known as the high-wasted jeans that were typically worn by moms and were usually considered to be unfashionable/unflattering. Around the same time, the term jorts was coined to reference jean shorts, often cut off from a pair of acid-washed jeans and donned by an individual with a mullet hairstyle. A recent phenomenon and fashion trend among the hipster population is to wear mom-jean-shorts. Although used, these are typically purchased from a high-end retailer, such as Urban Outfitter and are popular among the hipster and college population in urban areas.
Chelsea wore a pair of black acid-washed mjorts to the music festival.
by 75firefly June 15, 2013
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mortial

A person who is scared to take the first move in a relationship a.k.a loaf
Dude she said she was home alone without her parents and no one to talk to why didn't you go over there you could've had sex with her; dude, you are such a mortial.
by Mr.Urban November 30, 2013
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mortard

A word that is in use for when you can't cuss and your at school a word me and my bf made up a word I'll never forget
Your such a mortard
by kyleeluvsu January 31, 2015
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Mortannear

the date on which a death took place in a previous year. Pronunciation: More- tan- your
Today we will observe the mortannear of Bob's death.
by masterofthedictionary June 2, 2015
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