The Mattoon Minister

Gay man sex in a church bathroom so loud that everyone can hear it.

Those two dudes just ran into church and gave them all The Mattoon Minister!

by Bob Loblaw Nohabla December 3, 2025

pulling a matty

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008

ava claire mattox

Shwegg.

That boy was like Ava Claire Mattox.

by MadisonPP October 7, 2013

St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Mad man matty

Absolutely a unit

It’s Mad man matty , oh no !!

by Mad man matty November 23, 2021

Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.

We love Amani + Matteo!

by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023