Martin Brodeur

Amazing Goalie for the New Jersey Devils who is simply amazing. Has quick reflexes and an spectacular glove hand.http://www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8455710

Martin Brodeur just brodeur'd the leafs last night 3-0.

by Noose15 December 21, 2008

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Naked martin

Jacob Hambly's dad that he loves dearly

Wo mark did you see naked martin

by Dan hambly November 24, 2020

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Shawn Martin

This cute guy who thick asf, He so fine and he got hella money for all the bad bitches 😩

Guy: Yo Shawn Martin is coming! Hide ya girl!!!!
Guy 2: Shit she gotta hide me instead cuz dayum 😩

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A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.

"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)

by Jim brown eye August 17, 2016

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