Maschine

A person who Grinds(works hard) non stop toward a set goal. That person doesn't complain, they get it DONE.

Often used in place of other adjectives such as Beast or Monster.

That nigga dont never sleep; He's a maschine!!!

You're slacking, you need to Maschine Up!

by Maschine1015 February 22, 2011

tard machine

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

by knoby February 22, 2007

Boner Machine

An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.

"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."

by Whoopdeedo March 29, 2015

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.

Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?

by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009

Machine-Gunner

An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.

"Dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!"

"That machine gunner could take out an army!"

by sueoprkajgdkl;a January 13, 2009

Machine Gun Joe

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!

Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!

by castlehoff April 23, 2011

rice machine

An asian produced automobile. Normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or P.O.S.'s. You can usually spot these by loud mufflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. Many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.

"Dude, you're CRX is such a rice machine!"

by Joe and Gary September 8, 2005