laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

The Loving Brian

The act of uppercutting your partner in the taint while they are gargling your semen.

I gave my old lady the loving brian last night, then made her clean up the mess it made.

by ?r??s October 4, 2011

No Losing

A verbal testament to a mindset of winning in every aspect of life. #NoLosing

My New Year's resolution is No Losing!

I'm deciding today to be a winner, which means there will be No Losing!

I'm not losing anymore!

I came to win! #NoLosing!

by NoLosing.com December 18, 2012

Window looking

Seeing a hot guy/girl and checking them out but you wouldn't actually want to date them, maybe because they're too hot for you or they look arrogant. So then you just do some window looking.

Veronika: *looking a guy from a distance*
Jennifer : Why dont you go talk to him?
Veronika: No way! I'm just doing some window looking, he seems full of himself with those wandering eyes and that smirk.
Jennifer: Nice

by iliketacos4ever December 6, 2012

pizza loving

The feeling to have to marry a pizza and have pizza kids

I suffer from pizza loving

by Mom fucker 101 January 25, 2017

jamie loong

A really spotty person with good potential. A professional soccer player.

This young fellow is a Jamie Loong!

by LasosXD April 22, 2018