by Dr. Bowlegs March 27, 2019
Get the Lazy cricketmug. A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012
Get the Lazy Shortbreadmug. Mom: Go out there and help you Dad in the garden
Son: Ouch ouch my ribs
Mom: get out of here with your lazy pains boy
Son: Ouch ouch my ribs
Mom: get out of here with your lazy pains boy
by thebrownsound123 November 27, 2009
Get the Lazy Painsmug. by Jack dake December 1, 2017
Get the Lazy showersmug. The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.
"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."
by big dudey dude December 26, 2018
Get the Lazy Susanmug. doing the horizontal mambo sideways
by Horthy_Miklos April 21, 2022
Get the lazy republicanmug. by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009
Get the Lazy Susanmug.