A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012
Get the Lazy Shortbreadmug. An individual who waits until the last possible moment before going to the toilet for a shit, thus not having to waste any energy in expelling said turd as it explodes out all by it's self.
by kayejd January 10, 2014
Get the Lazy shittermug. The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.
"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."
by big dudey dude December 26, 2018
Get the Lazy Susanmug. Most Common birthday of this wild species: 17th February.
Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.
Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1
This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records
Frequently seen as a 12/10
Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.
Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.
Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.
Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1
This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records
Frequently seen as a 12/10
Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.
Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.
by 0456 May 23, 2022
Get the Lazy Bummug. by Dr. Bowlegs March 27, 2019
Get the Lazy cricketmug. doing the horizontal mambo sideways
by Horthy_Miklos April 21, 2022
Get the lazy republicanmug. by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009
Get the Lazy Susanmug.