kristaly

This bitch is depressed as hell but she's hot and pretty and basically the smartest person ever.

Someone : Do you know Kristaly?
ME : I LOVE HER LEAVE HER ALONE

by your mom's fat dink November 22, 2021

Kaustav

An attractive, brown nerd with unkempt hair and an unusually massive penis. He will give you multiple orgasms and teach you calculus all in one night's work. Loves dogs despite being allergic to them.

Once Hermione started dating the mystery man her grades have skyrocketed and she is glowing. The guy must be such a Kaustav.

by Spice melange November 22, 2021

Kristel

Such a beautiful girl. Every guy who walks in a room melts when they see her. She’s a very funny sweet girl with a big heart. She’s scared of being heartbroken and loosing people who mean the world to her. Give her love and respect and she’ll give that back. Kristel values people close to her and would never stab their back or make them feel bad, she’s such an amazing kind person. But behind that smile is a world of trouble. She’s very insecure about herself and just wants to be like everyone else, but the people she loves are always there to remind her that she’s so much much more than what she thinks. She has a hard time expressing herself and would very often bottle up her emotions and would just cry it away. She’s very sad inside but trys not to reflect that on the people she loves, she doesn’t want to be a burden.

She’s obsessed with one boy and one boy only, even though she can’t have him, she likes it pretend she does. She loves talking to this boy and every time she sees him she lights up, she’s very nervous around him which is why she’s terribly afraid of making a first move. Everyone loves kristel and I don’t blame them, I mean look at her she’s drop dead gorgeous! Her long dark brown hair and beautiful eyes would make anyone fall for her. All the guys come flocking to her. She’s has a beautiful body and such great taste it clothes. Very athletic and faster then most people she knows.

“Kristel is such a stunning kind girl, I love her so much!”

by XoxokattyB July 27, 2022

Kristen Bell

To Kristen Bell something is to take a beverage (typically alcoholic in origin) and fill it to a point much higher than what is typical.

Person 1: hey could you get me some more wine?
Person 2: yeah sure here you go, I Kristen Belled it for you

by MaxAndStuff June 7, 2023

STFU KAUSTUBH

He's basically Indian Karen but male, men named Kaustubh are hairy MF's who keeps intervening and say unnecessary stuff

So if anyone is really annoying you, you say

STFU KAUSTUBH and they'll be offended coz you called them Kaustubh and will stfu!

Man 1 : Hey, so you still didn't lose NNN
Kaustubh : NNN is cancelled due to COVID

Man 1 and Man 2 : STFU KAUSTUBH!

by Trauma gowda November 1, 2020

Kaustabh

A dickhead who makes the shittest music ever.

What a kaustabh

by Beastboyproboss August 13, 2018

Kristen

1. A crazy ass bitch, one that will not give up or take no for an answer. this girl is extremely manipulative at convincing you to be with her when is all actuality you want nothing to do with her. This girl also enjoys destroying relationships and is usually extremely ugly.

2. Another name for a butch lesbian, the kind that doesn't wear any make-up or cares about her appearance, definitely not the lipstick kind. mostly seen at barbershops they are the man in the relationship.

Man: Damn! That Kristen took me for everything that I had!

Another Man: That bitch is a Kristen!

Girl: Did you see how that Kristen tried to hit on me?!

by FoxyBrown8 September 18, 2011