The one true god of drafting, in the ancient mythologies he was the bearer of all creation and he himself was the one being that could end all creation with the shittest joke you could ever hear. Fred was commonly mentioned in Egyptian Hieroglyphics in a story where he conquered the legnedary Lochness Monster and kept it as his pet. He plays NBA on rookie difficulty. He also whistles at shirtless boys. His eveil twin, pank derf challenged his throne and only after countless battles, realized that he and pank were one and the same. AKA Draft Lord.
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It is when a mastermind concocts a plan where he will riposte his assailant who is often a stalker, lurker. It means to catch the assailant in a knot where they can't go back nor advance, making them trapped. It's a process that can take days or even weeks to complete, normally going very slowly as to not alert said stalker.
It is when a mastermind concocts a plan where he will riposte his assailant who is often a stalker, lurker. It means to catch the assailant in a knot where they can't go back nor advance, making them trapped. It's a process that can take days or even weeks to complete, normally going very slowly as to not alert said stalker.
Person A : Hey man, the other day I caught this girl who was stalking me with a Juniper's Knot, she didn't expect it!
Person B : No one expects the Junipers Knot!
Person B : No one expects the Junipers Knot!
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Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...
Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...
Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.
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