Momma Kitten

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turn brass,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a billy goat.

And if that billy goat don't pull,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark.
Momma kitten's gonna to buy you and horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
Well you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

by I love momma kitten (: April 20, 2011

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Tawny Kitten

a playful lady with a much younger fella...a feline, not a cougar

Jack’s girlfriend has a 17 year old daughter...cougar? Nope...she’s a Tawny Kitten.

by jennyann September 28, 2010

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kitten mittens

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.

Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.

by purplething July 29, 2018

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Kitten Barbie

Kitten Barbie is someone who thinks she's attractive but cakes on too much makeup. She's also the typical person that causes drama and when she doesn't get her way blocks everyone out of her life for about 5 minutes. It's the kind of person nobody truly likes they just pretend they do for amusement.

Oh I guess I have to deal with Kitten Barbie today...

by MrMixy June 1, 2018

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