eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.

After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.

by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008

Sacramento King

When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.

that bitch gave me a Sacramento king last night.

by Spermin german April 23, 2009

The Lion King

Best thing Disney ever came up with

Mulan was good
Hercules was better
Aladdin had a happy ending
A Goofy Movie made my life
Adventure Buddies were all mistakes
Winnie the Pooh close, so CLOSE
But The Lion King: it's got romance, awesome songs, a talking pig, heartbreak, and The Lion King 1.5 is pretty epic: Pumbaa and Timon's perspective. It's a win!

by Ilikedisneyclassics October 18, 2011

King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)

"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

King Beagle

similar to Top Dog.

The King of the pack. The Ace.

never plural. Always capitalized.

"Man, take a look at that guy, he's King Beagle."

"Don't mess with King Beagle, he'll Chamberlain you!"

"You shoulda seen king Beagle last week, he walked straight into their yard like he was Jesus in Japan."

by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008

king awesome

Inspired by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - THRIFT SHOP song, radio version. I noticed my grandson referring to things as being "King Awesome" , the edited version of F@#king Awesome in the song. He had no idea.

This is king awesome!

by flik1970 September 8, 2013

king kong shit

A shit that is so awful that it rips your anus and destroys any toilet that comes in range.

Dude that King Kong Shit clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014