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Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online
Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.
by Craigdildo October 7, 2025
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Keyboard solar system

The Dictionaries Multiverse contains all dictionaries. We don't know what is outside of the Multiverse. But we know that there is the most fundamental field called symbol. You are most likely in Urban Dictionary Universe. There are many galaxies, such as Sexual Definitions galaxy, Abbreviations galaxy, Slang galaxy. Keyboard solar system is in Boredom galaxy. Boredom galaxy contains all definitions that were created because of boredom. There is Site solar system - all definitions that are related to this site. Type any word... is the star , Get a mug , More random definitions , Add some tags below and others are planets. Some planets have moons if there are more definitions related to planet such as Get the get the mug mug. Keyboard solar system has all combinations related to keyboard layouts. Star is The Keyboard , QWERTY , AZERTY , QWERTZ and others are planets. Every keyboard combination has its power. More unique it is , harder is to find (no randomness , still must make sense to all intelligent beings) more the level is. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is level 1 , qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p is level 10. When a creature finds a new sequence that was not in Urban Dictionary and write a definition , creature collects it level. There are many rulers in Keyboard solar system. More levels (sum of all definitions) = more power. I am the ruler of MBXJSY. There are rulers that are greater than me , there are rulers weaker than me. You collect 250 extra levels if you read this.
"Keyboard solar system is one of the biggest in Boredom Galaxy"
by mbxjsy October 7, 2025
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Keyboard expert

Someone who has to stroke their ego by trying to educate people on social media platforms.
I'm tired of keyboard experts chiming in like they are the smartest person on the internet.
by Draskvin October 10, 2025
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Keyboard Welder

A douchebag troll that comments on welding videos like he or she is some kind professional welder even though they have ZERO pictures or videos of welds they produced on their own profiles/pages. Their opinion is WORTHLESS and they should be immediately BANNED from your account.
Creator in video: *welds a perfect stack of dimes with a mig*
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN
by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 5, 2026
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Keyboard Mechanic

A complete TOOL that trolls online DIY and Tip videos that show the public procedures and tips on repairing cars and trucks These guys generally work at "your moms house" or the workplace is an empty field on social profiles. They like to tell you how you fucked up and how WRONG you're doing something when in fact their own mechanical knowledge and experience isn't enough to fix a coffee maker.
DIY Content Creator: perfectly rebuilds and assembles a pair of cylinder head from start to finish.
Keyboard mechanic (who probably works at starbucks): "DUDE, YOU FUCKED THOSE HEADS UP SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT NEW ONES. YOU'RE A SHITTY MECHANIC. YOU DIDNT EVEN PUT GOLF BALL DIMPLES IN IT."

*then proceeds to go watch "the view" under a blankie on his couch*
by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 15, 2026
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Keyboard Criminal

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)
by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025
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