stuff n' junk

what i say when im lazya nd dont want to say everything i have planned

me and emily are going to hang out and maybe go somewhere and stuff and junk

by taylor margaret August 6, 2004

Little Junk

A. When a man (usually white) is afflicted with an inadequately sized penis, rendering him unable to give pleasure to a female.

B. Small Dick

When Scott Haggai took off his pants in front of a woman for the first time, she couldn't help but laugh at his little junk.

by Slotheaus P Tooth August 31, 2013

Oh junk

Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

by Blair February 7, 2004

(insert name)'s junk

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.

That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.

by lolemma March 1, 2009

kick in the junk

Kind of like a kick in the nuts, but non-gender specific. Hurts. A lot.

"John/Judy was dissing me, so I dealt him/her a kick in the junk"

by Boris87 June 11, 2006

colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.

Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009

trade junk

to have casual sex

"I invited my friend over to watch movies and trade junk."

by cyn January 26, 2003