John Paul Jones

Bassist from legendary rock band Led Zeppelin. His real name was John Baldwin, but chose the stage name after a freind suggested it to him after reading it on a french movie poster. Played Bass, keyboards, piano, organ, and mandolin for Led Zeppelin. His solo career was good, and on his solo albums he plays almost every instrument. A great musician, and often overlooked. Also the name of some navy guy.

John Paul Jones is a great musician, he can play almost anything.

John Paul Jones was in the navy.

by The Incredible Myself September 20, 2005

Jonas Brothers

A trio of homosexuals that create simple, bland melodies that are extremely popular among the mainstream media for no apparent reason.

"hey who are those fags from disney channel that make those shitty songs?"

"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"

by KEEPitREEL March 18, 2009

Jonas Brothers Hater

The retard above me is tottally wrong about them. A Jonas Brothers Hater is someone who has hit puberty, unlke the person above me who is probably a nine year old girl like the rest of the Jonas Brothers Fans. This is someone who has a good taste in music and has lots of friends because they have a good taste in music. Guy Jonas Brothers fans dont like them because most actually know a good singing voice, Girl Jonas Brothers hate them because of the same reason and also have a better taste in men unlike their fans who drool over their 3 centimeter dick's.

Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of 9 year old girls follow.

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.

9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).

*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*

Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?

Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!

by Im A Jonas Brothers Hater August 22, 2009

Jonas Secrets

A group on facebook that is like family. Creeps.

Jonas Secrets are amazing!

by Oliviaaa=] January 13, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Someone once said that, given an infinite amount of time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters could write out the works of Shakespeare. As for the Jonas Brothers : One monkey in five minutes.

Jonas Bro 1: Hurry up monkey, we need a new song!
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.

by upyurs April 28, 2008

jonas brothers

proof that god hates the human race

god hates us so he sent down the jonas brothers

by 666hater666 May 29, 2009

Dexter Jones

The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.

How to perform the "Dexter Jones":

1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.

Enjoy!

I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station

by Thee Creator October 23, 2007