pocket jockey

An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.

Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.

That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.

Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy

by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020

Wizz Jockey

An insult to use on someone who is being pissy or for someone who is obsessed with piss or has a piss kink because that is something people deserve to get bullied for. It can also be used as a general insult.

Friend 1: Ughh I want her to pee in my mouth, is that weird?
Friend 2: Yeah you fucking wizz jockey

by 🅱 🅾️ 🅾️🅱ℹ️ November 5, 2020

Leather jockey

you a whole ass bitch nah you aint even a whole ass bitch you a half ass bitch pathetic retard “leather jockey”

Ay mark yo aunt died get the 🅿️retzels leather jockey

by Goatman69bro January 15, 2022

Lint licking cock jockey

The equivalent to a person (preferably a female) that bounces from guy to guy only for self accomplishment or maybe a dating competition.

Omgwowlolstaahp, she is such a lint licking cock jockey, someone needs to get her under control!

by Whytfwouldudothatplsstaahp January 26, 2015

jockocracy

when preppy retard jocks rule a school/a college/the world, and make the rest of us miserable and endlessly annoyed.

"Down With Jockocracy!"

by taylor May 30, 2004

jockmonkey

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.

My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008