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Jizz & Jam

When you put your pp in a jar of marmalade and give it to someone.
by Wheelock truck March 14, 2022
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jizz tornado

When a man gets a timely pullout and celebrates by violently shaking his penis in an upward circular motion while ejaculating.
Dude1: Bro how'd it go with sydney last night?

Dude2: Dude, It was a perfect jizz tornado!
by HeyxItsxVinny June 2, 2016
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Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011
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jizz dishes

The lower back dimples on a really sexy girl that you just want to fill with your jizz.
Simon: I love lower back dimples.
Harley: Yea, I just want to fill those jizz dishes.
by dirtywordz May 12, 2014
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Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.
Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress
by Richard of arms November 3, 2021
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Juice Jizz

The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.
"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019
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