Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

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jigglypuff

One who is excessively high and tries to use the key to get into his apartment but fails time after time. He then begins to "jiggle" the key to loosen the lock and get the door to open as as minutes turn into hours. After quite a lengthy time frame, the "jiggling" finally pays off, and the jigglypuff falls onto the nearest couch and passes out.

Person 1: Dude! Remember when Vlad and I tried to get into his apartment after we got high that one night? We stood outside the door for about an hour as he vainly tried to "jiggle" the key and get the lock top open!

Person 2: Yeah bro I remember that. That shit was fucking retarded. The motherfucker kept saying "its all in the jiggle" for an hour straight and refused to call for help. What a fail of a jigglypuff.

by jigglypuff000 November 28, 2012

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jinglism

when all your internet connected devices jingle in different tones within milliseconds of each other, after receiving a message or notification from insert your favorite social network here

yo, did you hear that ?
what?
dude, your iphone, tablet and laptop all just farted sounds when I emailed you
yeah man, that's jinglism for ya

by lfchords May 12, 2013

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Jinglebating

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.

"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."

by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013

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