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children of the damn

When someone else baby birds semen into another person's mouth.
"children of the damn" is so gross! She spit it in his mouth!
by FoxOfTheShadows July 12, 2023
mugGet the children of the damnmug.

children's army

Noun or Adj

An idea of an Army designed completely by Children. This includes weapon, Armored vehicle, and other designs. This can also include fighting tactics. Some Children's armies also create micro nations, governed and controlled by children. Most children in the Children's Army are from the ages of 7-16 years of age.
The Children's Army began in Asia, but expanded to the Americas. There name? The Children's Army of Taiwan.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023
mugGet the children's armymug.

Children

The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.
Example used in a sentnce:

I hate children.
I despise children.
by xFly_ May 10, 2022
mugGet the Childrenmug.

A10 Children

a genetically prefect child, the parents are both peak humans with exceptional health, height, motabolism, athleticism and looks creating the perfect off spring.
if miss universe and gigachad had a child they'd produce some A10 Children
by Obmaa January 3, 2024
mugGet the A10 Childrenmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Children Chaser

A Man or Woman who likes pursuing relationships with Men or Women 20 to 30 years younger than themselves
When He or She is 50 or Older and dates Men or Women that are between 35 and 25 yrs old, That's a Children Chaser
by Airsoftcleaner October 20, 2020
mugGet the Children Chasermug.

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience
“awh when are you gonna have children??”
NEVER fml i despise them”
by mooimaria November 21, 2021
mugGet the childrenmug.

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