Emerald News

Emerald News - is a thing made by Emerald to compete against Gerry News on UTMP Discord server.
For now, no one knows if its going to have its own channel or not.

G- Gerry News is the best news channel in here!
E- No! Emerald News is!

by 5L1M3 March 3, 2021

New Tank

King Vamp’s best moshpit song

Jordan: Hey, what’s your favorite Carti song?

Carter: New tank because it’s King Vamp

by Lil Blxxdy April 22, 2022

Anitwt News

The *totally* awesome twitter account for anime twitter news.

"Yo, Obama, did you follow anitwt news yet?"
"Yea"

by AnitwtIsCool November 19, 2021

Fox News

Unofficially known as the Republican news Network. It's a news Network for people that can't handle fact based news.

Fox News is what educated people watch when they need a good laugh.

by Oxford Definitions LLC February 11, 2018

daily news

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

by DUboob February 3, 2005

sure need new new

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".

1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"

by ItzPexic August 8, 2022

New Black

Term coined by Will Pharrell during an Oprah interview. Mostly used in online communities, like Tumblr. New Black meaning, black people who do not believe in racism and/or do not blame white people for racism, don't hold racism accountable for any troubles in their lives.

Many jokes about New Blacks include comparing them to upper-class white people.

"If he says he dislikes black people, does he also mean new black?"

by byeeesexual May 20, 2014