blow hump

sex move with two women, you hump one woman and while your dick is exiting her ass, the other one sucks on your dick for that brief amount of time.

john, sally and veronica performed a blow hump, his dick was being sucked while he was cornholing that prostitute.

by sampson jameson January 12, 2009

hump

To act as a million dollar (training costs) pack mule for the US Military.

"Ready for a 30 mile desert hump Lance Corporal?" "Fuck you Colonel".

by JeremyWolf February 4, 2007

Hump Monkey

An individual who humps like a monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey

by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

*hump*

To hump someone. Used on the internet to say that your are humping.

1.Sammysam123: I was walking around one nigh and heard these moaning noises, and I looked in and saw Brittany and Tiffany humping all night long! They were naked and slapping each others' asses! *hump**hump*

2.Lisa89:*hump**hump**hump*
Bryanrox:wth r u doin??
Lisa89:Humpn u, silly!~!! im horny an cant just hump pillos all nite! *hump**hump*

by Bobbbbbbbb June 20, 2008

hump tank

N.
Essentially a bachelor pad, but more specifically the master bedroom. Obviously when you enter the hump tank the obvious follows, the trick is to get them in there.

Suave: Join me in my hump tank

by choxo October 12, 2006

butt hump

a (not so) endearing term used to describe a friend who is very perverted, and makes lots of sexual jokes all the time. similar to a 'butt munch'.

"Billy is being such a butt hump today!"

"Stop being such a butt hump!"

"Yo, stop butt humpin', bro!"

by SomeoneWithAnAwesomePseudonym! February 22, 2010

Humby

Humby is the name given for a man who lies constantly and doesn’t deserve a good girl. He has a god complex and is extremely controlling. Gas lighting is his favourite game.

Oh you’re better off without him, he’s such a humby.

by Youdontknowme87 May 16, 2018