monkey hump

to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex

Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh

by inyofacenowbish January 29, 2009

Harlem Hippo Hump

The act of finding the fattest chick in sight, go upside down doggy-style till you vinegar stroke, crap in her rolls, then massage your balls into her butt dimples while urinating in her face, on top of a homeless guy. While he's passed out.

Don't forget to crap in her tolls, and the vinegar stroke!

(vinegar stroke is when your about to "go", and it looks like someone poured vinegar in your eye)

It is the. Harlem Hippo Hump

by BOBBY LIKES IT BIG AND BLACK January 2, 2011

Hump-rat

A woman with qustionable virtues that
loves to hump.

I met this girl last night and she was a total Hump-rat.

by BLKGSR June 16, 2004

Humpasapian

Humpasapian means to hump a human, meaning naked or clothes on.

Hi my name is Jenn, I just Humped Alex.
That's a humpasapian.

by jenniferashleyhardwick April 10, 2010

Hump Whale

The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.

Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.

Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.

by TCT1 April 20, 2010

Humpernickel

A greasy California kid, who thoroughly enjoys immersing himself in the realm of Muskratalia. This could include pooping your pants, getting piped up, wrestling with old men (in absence of old men, young boys are substituted), not cutting its hair, musky facial hair, constantly blacking out, claiming to be a vegetarian when it eats meat sandwiches, and getting piped down.

Ayooo that boy Musklon, or Marlowe the Muskrat, was being such a humpernickel last night when he blacked out and pooped his pants while reaching for that stringcheese.

by Musklon November 6, 2010

hump

To have a penis inserting into a womens vagina every other second in a pattern.

Jarrod wanted to hump the sexy chick cause he thought he saw her invite him to unzip his zipper with her in the bed

by sex wizards101 February 4, 2007