straight from the horse's mouth

from the highest authority

i'm telling ya, it's true; straight from the horse's mouth!

by zoon July 1, 2005

horse shit

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

by cornholio October 14, 2003

angry horse

When doing a woman from behind, you grab her mane and yell giddy-up but you pull a little too hard and she bucks you off and kicks you in the balls.

Last night I was riding Sally hard and she gave me the angry horse when I pulled on her ponytail!

by crystal wellington April 19, 2008

Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

by frakk April 1, 2004

plow horse

A girl that sleeps around with a lot of guys and has that used , wide set vagina. Her body is just a slab of meat.

I remember that whore Jennifer, I used to take that old plow horse to pound town every night back in the day.

by UhSsSs June 3, 2016

beating a dead horse

When something is already dead, and you keep bring it up over and over again

counter strike is a dead horse that everybody should stop beating

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004