hazinator

The person in charge of hazing freshmen. Usually talks big about hazing, but never gets around to it. Only holds the position for glory.

When a storm deposited a fresh blanket of snow on campus, Josh, our current Hazinator, proposed using freshmen as sleds.

by ThursdayFriday February 21, 2017

haztard

A person, by which their shear existence actually creates a hazard to all other forms of life.

That guys such a haztard, surely somethings going to f-up by the end of the day.

Hey the haztards here again, everyone get there hard hats on.

Hey see that huge f-up, it's the haztard doing his usual rounds again.

by swiftyc March 22, 2017

Hazy Fuentes

When you're banging a girl doggy style with a finger in her ass, then pull out. As she turns around, blow the load in her eyes, then draw a mustache with the butthole finger.

The girl started speaking Spanish during sex so I gave her a Hazy Fuentes.

by Silky mane August 31, 2017

Hazarduous

Adjective: Combination of hazardous and arduous connoting the meaning of both.

She had a hazarduous journey through the mountains. His route to the top was hazarduous as he dealt with the obstacles and politics.

by Vibien September 29, 2017

Hazmat

Something you don't bring with you in a Baltimore tunnel.

The sign says no hazmats in the tunnel, you have to take the long way with your hazmat shit.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

haziq hanafi

hanafi is a word we use to call our friends when they are far away

guy1: HEY!!!!! haziq hanafi
guy2:WHAT!!!

by MEAGAINAGAIN May 8, 2018

Hazsel

Hazsel is the best person to be around, always there to lift your spirits. She is the most special person in the world and if you ever get someone named Hazsel, you never let her go because she's going to be a keeper. She'll put your needs before hers and she's always the most beautiful person in the room. The best girlfriend, pure wife material

Hazsel is the best!

by bbross September 9, 2018