Water guy

Someone who works in the water business.

Bill: Does this allow the recent events that can show that the legal theory of the coupling through the practical discourses sets our wills predicamently thinking about commonly agreed and proven organizational and management model for the formalities?

Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy

by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 15, 2010

forever guy

That one guy who no matter how much y'all fight and fuss. He'll always be there when you need him. The one whose always in your heart. The one the love will never go away for. Your forever guy.

He's my forever guy, I can't help but love him.

by Kelgoddess January 28, 2016

guy guessing

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.

Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"

by alvass September 21, 2023

noice guy

A noice guy is a guy who will always text back straight away and always gass you up. He is always making you laugh and smile which is a good thing because he already knows.

"Robert's such a noice guy."

by hehiho May 2, 2018

tournee guy

A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.

First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.

by EstelleArsênio June 14, 2021

fbi guy

A member of the FBI that looks on you through your phone or device. He is typically depicted as being benevolent in nature, helping out many people in their lives. Despite this he is still watching you.

Big Brother is watching.

FBI guy let me know that that girl was interested in me.

by A_Random_Guy2 February 6, 2018

Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.

A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."

by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023