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The hottest things ever to be on this earth!!! Slamming bodys and nice tans. How can anyone not like them they are so hot!!! All those guido haters are just jealous. Only italians can be guidos.
Look at how hot that guido is!!!
by Alyssa smith December 29, 2006
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Guido Braid

Braid stemming from nape of the neck, curves around to front on top of shoulder, similar to rat tail.
That wetback's guido braid puts my salon styled hair to shame.
by cola101 March 5, 2009
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Guido

Ohhhhhh Guido...would you please remove your shirt and bring me another beer? Make it snappy darling! Meowwww!
by Mamacoug! August 30, 2010
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Guido

Queers who give us real Italians a bad name. They spend an hour on their blowouts, get fake tans, and don't even speak a word of the Italian language.
"Look at that dark haired queer over there with his gay ass clothes and hair."
"What a Guido."
by Baddy boy November 10, 2011
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Lictors Guild

he is in LG(lictors Guild)
that group over there being scared is LG.
by Roman Words November 1, 2020
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Guido

The best fuckin people. Description of a Guido...

1. We Italian or Sicilian. (the tan ones, not the white ones)
2. Clothes are a mix of gangsta & prep.
3. We friends with all the gangstaz & preps.
4. We have a taper hair-cut with heavy gel.
5. We stay fresh, build body, shaved body.
6. Always chillin at clubs, the mall, or anywhere public.
7. Reside mostly in Brooklyn, Queens, Newark, and around there.
8. Most importantly, we got mad bitchez on our dicks.
Why do white people always hate on Guidos? I know why, becuz they jelous motha fuckaz who cant get pussy.
by GenzoNYC April 14, 2006
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Guild Wars

Guild Wars is a game enjoyed by people who want the aspects of a MMORPG but do not want to pay for it. Although a seemingly good idea, the concept will eventually fail because you can't pay employees forever when you have a limited cash pot.

The game is also good for noobs who want to start playing at max level.
"OMG GUILDWARS IS SIIIOOO GOOD!!1111!! LOOL OMG ROFLOLMFMFAO"
-Meric
by Douglass July 4, 2005
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