Greg

For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.

Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.

It will drive them crazy for sure.

**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.

#weaintgotnogreg

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018

Greg Moen

someone who is grey headed and fragile

dont be a greg moen

by Redneck hippie September 27, 2018

Greg Lamothe

World Champion Amateur kickboxer who owns and runs one of the most welcoming and friendly gyms in Victoria, BC called martial arts unlimited.

Man I went to that martial arts unlimited place and couldn’t believe how nice that Greg Lamothe guy was!

by Sh1993 September 29, 2018

greg

someone who doesnt show up to hangman club

where the fuck is greg

by ew bitch October 4, 2018

Greg

Bitch nigger

Greg is a bitch nigger

by Calling out you May 25, 2018

Greg Louganis

When toilet paper is laid across the top of the toilet water stopping the water from splashing back up and onto your butt after you poop.

I am going to head to the bathroom and drop a Greg Louganis.

by BillyBoozeBag88 May 25, 2018

Greg

Greg is a son of a bitch and a crackhead who calls kids fat ass and drinks brisks

Greg you crack head

by Afghan June 23, 2019