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golden valley

Dude, I was down in my girl's golden valley last night..I could eat that shit for hours!
by jediracer January 15, 2009
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goldbricker

Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.
"Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker." -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)
by Dustin December 2, 2003
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pot of gold

A big, sexy ass on an attractive woman. An urban legend states that if the lights at the club strike a pot of gold just right, it will appear as if a rainbow is originating from the woman's ass.
Watching a hot girl on the dance floor:

Oooweeee, that girl has got a pot of gold that would make a leprechaun cry. Shake that gold to the floor baby, to the floor.
by X-Green April 29, 2008
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Golden Experience

The stand of the main character Giorno Giovanna from part 5 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind. This stand is a close range stand and has the ability to turn any inanimate object into a living creature such as frogs. It also has the ability to boost the senses of any living being it punches. This will cause the being's mind to be accelerate, making the body of the being not being able to keep up with the mind.

At the end of the part Giorno gains access to Golden Experience Requiem. This stand is much more powerful than the original and gains access to a new ability. This ability allows Giorno to reset anything that it punches. Giorno uses this ability to cause the main antagonist of the part to be put in infinite state of death. Being reset and brought back to life only to die instantly.
Person 1: What is your favorite stand in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
Person 2: I personally like Golden Experience due to Golden Experience Requiem being so overpowered
by AGF113 January 1, 2019
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Golden Shower

A stream of golden liquid comes streaming from the genitalia onto or into another person. For sexual pleasure, humiliation, or cleansing purposes. Often associated with 'Golden Oldies' because it is such a primitive thing to do. However, it predates the golden oldies. It predates the wheel. It probably predates the universe.
Unga: unk unk booga unk bog stump!
(I gotta take a leak babes, and I'm super-horny, and you smell a lil funky. Can I give you a golden shower)
Nunga: unk lunga stumhu plk
(Oh my god you're such a cocky bastard! That's so sadistic, primitive and sick, you perve! I'm staying at my mothers! Don't even dare calling me!)

Many centuries later
Jon: my dearest lover. Thy hair floweth down thine supple back as urine down the recipent of a shower of gold
Dee: ew. I feel sick now. Goodnight
by unga_loves_nunga_take_me_back September 28, 2011
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Golden Musket

When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.
He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!
by JLomenz January 17, 2011
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gold digger

A bitch trying to weasel you out of your cheddar.
Dude, David's sister came in town just to screw and get money. That bitch is such a gold digger.
by Slimer April 24, 2008
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