by Tedyeary September 21, 2021
Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
by RogueMedic911 February 17, 2019
by castleweekendbender July 15, 2017
When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
by beener598 July 13, 2021
by FidelChatstro July 22, 2008
1. A term used to describe the constant fantasy pairings of 2 straight men in homoromantic situations. Not literal goggles more moreover an "expression" 2. the act of shipping 2 straight men in homoromantic fantasies.
Jenny: I saw you checking out Chad and Jack yesterday at the gym, you're crushing hard it looks like
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.
by hitsumuffin October 25, 2016
A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.
Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
by grantice November 19, 2021