Goggle-nesia

forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.

I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me

by ICan'tRemember99 September 4, 2010

bee goggles

The inability to accept that words are spelled correctly or incorrectly due to the obscene diction or the even more obscene length of an essay, term paper, dissertation, etc.

Damn these bee goggles. There is no way that mispelled is spelled misspelled.

by Salvationisnigh April 24, 2008

glam goggles

huge womens sun glasses that hipster chicks wear

That girl with the glam goggles was so freakin hot!

by FidelChatstro August 18, 2008

crush goggles

For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".

She sees him so perfectly must be crush goggles

by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014

Gym Goggles

Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.

Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.

by Spankin95 March 20, 2015

BL goggles

1. A term used to describe the constant fantasy pairings of 2 straight men in homoromantic situations. Not literal goggles more moreover an "expression" 2. the act of shipping 2 straight men in homoromantic fantasies.

Jenny: I saw you checking out Chad and Jack yesterday at the gym, you're crushing hard it looks like
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.

by hitsumuffin October 25, 2016

sesh goggles

goggles (sunglasses) that one may wear while on sesh (drug infused, alcohol infused)

'oi have you got my sesh goggles'

by castleweekendbender April 18, 2018