When a man places his ballsack on a women's forehead, seperates his balls and slides them over her eyes
by Lauren9huis September 23, 2017
Get the nazi gogglesmug. The inability to accept that words are spelled correctly or incorrectly due to the obscene diction or the even more obscene length of an essay, term paper, dissertation, etc.
by Salvationisnigh April 24, 2008
Get the bee gogglesmug. by castleweekendbender April 18, 2018
Get the sesh gogglesmug. When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
by beener598 July 13, 2021
Get the Military Gogglesmug. Brian's cute, but after he spent an afternoon complimenting me, I looked at him through sugar goggles and he was even better looking!
by AudiTiger October 26, 2011
Get the sugar gogglesmug. You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!
Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
by Melly D. August 21, 2011
Get the shame gogglesmug. For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".
by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014
Get the crush gogglesmug.