fudge overboard

When you have to shit and can't find a bath room on the cruise ship so you do your business overboard.

I had to take a crap but couldn't find the bath room on the ship so I just did fudge overboard.

by Tmy February 4, 2015

Fudge stuffing

The act of doing anal with someone while they are trying to take a shit.

"Bro I was fudge stuffing this girl it felt so wierd." -Phill

by Hamborgar December 28, 2019

fudge bungler

that one guy who bungles fudge

:o oh no he bungled the fudge, hes the fudge bungler

by jippydoo July 21, 2022

Fudge Vision

When someone scoops out your eyes and shits in the sockets.

After the brutal torture he had fudge vision

by Singapore Lizard February 6, 2022

Fudge pop

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit

Hey bro has you’re girl ever fudge popped ya? Lemme tell ya it’s absolutely fantastic

by Xxxtentampons December 19, 2019

fudge canyon

when a man shits between a woman's boobs and smooshes them together, thus forming a canyon of fudge

dude, i totally fudge canyoned barbara

by gouldy32 April 10, 2011

Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."

by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015