by Fear No Beer December 20, 2007
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either rich white vsco girls or weird emo kids that say sussy baka all the time. there’s old teachers that trash your grade book with weird assignments and there’s the actual nice teachers. open bathrooms thing is really strange and the dress code is ok but could be wayyyy better. def some people that forgot what deodorant even is. Half of the sixth graders look like 4 year old and the other half looks like the failed high school 5 times.
by heyyyjessie12562 August 27, 2021
Get the fruit cove middle school mug.When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.
If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)
John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some
bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?
Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.
When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots
then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry
John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt
ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some
bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?
Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.
When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots
then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry
John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt
ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)
by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017
Get the ripe fruit mug.Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
Get the Jersey Fruit Bowl mug.Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.
Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”
Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”
Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”
Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”
Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”
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