atheist fronthug

Not to be confused with the christian sidehug.

The atheist fronthug is also known as the missionary position.

Man, I just atheist fronthugged that bitch. There was NO ROOM FOR JESUS!

by gandalfthegrape March 11, 2011

Front Runner

A front runner is 90% of Dallas Cowboys fans. Most have never even stepped foot in the state, let alone the stadium.

Dig'm- "Hey Gulmers, why do you like the Cowboys again?"
George Jr.- "Because I'm a front runner from the 90's!"
George III- "Because my dad's a front runner and I want to grow up to be just like him!"
Dig'm- "Outta' here LOSERS!"

by Dig'm November 2, 2011

front-porching

sex. good ole' vaginal fucking.

see also, back-porching

me: ive been sitting all day baby, can't we lay off the back-porch for one night?
dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*
dan: gladly *smirks*

indulge into steamy fucky.

by Stevie;] January 14, 2008

frontbutt

What celeste has and what i really want to stick something into.

hey if the chick has a frontbutt than its always buttsex

by travis the big dumb queerdon December 3, 2003

frontbum

polite way of saying cunt

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Frontin

When a girl says shes going to hook up with you then backs off

Yo Sasha why u frontin on me

by BP February 18, 2005

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

by McFeather November 6, 2008