the flop

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.

MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.

by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

floop

When you go to drop a boul movement (take a shit) and only a fart comes out

DAMNIT
What?
I flooped
What the hell is that?
I went to shit and it was a false alarm
What?
I only farted

by Bobby noxville March 22, 2010

flop

when a male loses his erection just before he is about to have sexual intercourse

Guy:oh man i totally flopped on her last night
Guy2:haha aww unlucky man

by Chrisisonfire12345 November 4, 2007

floop

The action decribed when ballsack hits forehead.

He was sleeping on my couch uninvited, so I flooped on his forehead. It was mad-fly

by Adri (not the stoner) January 24, 2005

Fuck Flop

A fuck flop is the guy reading this right now

Da mcfatted is a fuck flop

by Chris1228 October 30, 2008

alabama flop

the haircut that all the frat boys in the south have, one similar to that of former senator rob blagojevich.

"Let's go beat up some niggers"
"Good idea, he doesn't even have an Alabama Flop like we do."

by baaaalls February 6, 2009

Floop

Toucan sexual intercouse; the noise toucans make while having sex

In the jungle, I heard a floop. Damn toucans.

by cwowlhejksdljd May 17, 2011