fliff

Shit. Faeces. Excrement.
An onomatopoeic word resembling the sound it makes as it slips out of your anus.

I just went into the toilet an inhaled an entire lungful of turd particles. Someone must have squashed out an enormous fliff just before I went in.

by DerBeisser November 18, 2014

Fliff

Fat Lady I Fuck Fast

yo, the other day fat girl Kate came over with some chiba, one thing lead to another and she quickly became my 3rd fliff this month!

by the dude 5446 September 5, 2011

flirmy

someone who pisses tec and mopo and ax7 off so much that they goto urban dictionary for revenge

holy shit! Flirmy has a bigger penis than us! lets go post on urbandictionary!

by Guess June 27, 2003

Flif

Basically the same as fap
Derived from Fluffas
Fluffas - Fliffas - Flif

dude I totally just fliffed to jennifer lopez (said by a friend)

by Turtlepee2 October 14, 2008

flirt

making fun of someone for their actions is a flirt.

someone did something wrong, you then say "OH YOU'RE SO STUPID, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT WOW" that is being a flirt.

by sdsdsdfsdf December 29, 2007

flirj

First Lady I'd Rather Jack-off (to)

IRJ (also IRJO) is an old and well-known acronym. In the SNL skit with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on Sep 13th, Poehler as Hillary Clinton says "dont refer to me as a FLIRJ. I googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

Did you see that Sarah Palin. What a MILF!
Yea compared to Hillary. She's a real FLIRJ.

by RichBurgandy October 24, 2008

Flirg

First Lady Is Really a Guy
Flaming Liberal I'd Rather Grope
First Lady I'd Roger Gladly
Fey's Likeness Is Rather Glaring.

Many thanks to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for returning to Saturday Night Live 09-13-2008 to produce this gem.

However, I Googled "flirg," and haven't found a satisfactory answer.

If you have a better definition than this one, add it to the Political Addictionary entry for Flirg.

by vr5ken October 29, 2008