Farpulshlap

The farpulshlap is a discolored loose lips of the vagina that has been covered in silly putty that has been dipped in chocolate pudding.

Dude that chick had a loose goose so i decided to get my silly putty and some pudding and style those lips up and make it a farpulshlap!

by Pandanoi September 15, 2010

farpiss

To fart while pissing.

"I farpissed in Borders."

by pester April 18, 2005

flapclap

1. rushing trapped air inside the vaginal cervix causes a mini 'boom,' which sounds like an applause after a well-intentioned, proper fornicating

2. advanced stage of gonorrhea

Audrey: "did you hear that?"
KC: "yeah, i think you just flapclapped"

...a little later...

KC: "you need to have your flapclap checked"

by original prankster March 20, 2009

croc flap

A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.

I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.

by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008

flap

labia or failure... you decide

1. She had no knickers on and you could see her flaps

2. Sorry I didn't come out with you guys last night... I flapped it!!

by 123x May 11, 2011

Flapdoodle

A long, thin, flat piece of poop. Something that most commonly a small dog makes that you will never see until it's on the bottom of your shoe.

Annie, the schnoodle just made a flapdoodle.

by JinnyLane July 7, 2011

Flap Jack

A new term used to describe Filipino people. It is not really offensive unless they take it to be. It contains two parts, the first being "Flap" which can be considered the 'other side' of "Flip" (Flip being a regular, shorter way to call a Filipino person), and the second being Jack, which is well, just a normal way to address ANYONE really...

So why does Flap Jack apply so well? The color of flap jacks, or more commonly known as pancakes, comes close to the color of someone originating from/has roots in the Philippines.

-"Hey Flap-Jack"
"Dude... STOP CALLING ME THAT."
-"You rather me call you Asian?"
"NO, DON'T CALL ME ANYTHING!"
-"Not even Flip?"
"NO- well.. fine, Flip is alright..."
-"Flip - Flap, FLAP JACK!"
"GAHHHH!!!"

by A-non-i-mouse May 12, 2006