King Flap 

The biggest of all flaps, always says there going to come out and always bails. This is the worst kind of human being.

"Why does jake keep bailing on nights out?"
"Cus jake salmon is king flap"

King Flap by jo carrow June 16, 2016

flagshipped 

A term that was started on the hellgate: london forums, used to refer when you buy something and in turn the thing you bought is:

A: very poorly made
B: broken
C: bugged out to all hell (refering to a game)
D: not getting what you paid for

Tim: "I just bought a new table today and one of its legs broke"

Bill: "Man you got flagshipped"
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Tom: "Wow man i just bought a brand new xbox360 and i got the three red rings as soon as i turned it on!!!"

Bob: "Heh sounds like you got flagshipped"
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Billy: "I just bought the new hellgate: london game and gave them $10 subscription fee right after i got it, not only did they take out 100USD more then they were suppose to, but there would have been no difference if i would have just not payed the $10 and played for free"

Dan: "HAHAHAHA, damn dude you totally got flagshipped"
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Ron: "I bought a game today i cant even play it because it keeps crashing, and even when its not crashing im getting really bad lag on my $10000 computer i just bought yesterday!"

Alan: "Flagshipped, hahahaha"

flagshipped by Rompastompa January 13, 2008

turkey flap 

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder

Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.

turkey flap by the dump March 21, 2009

piss flap 

the dangling pink lips of the puss.

Damn girl, you got the biggest piss flaps , you can sit on someones head and they can use you piss flaps for ear muffs.

piss flap by Cindydk3 December 30, 2003

shit flap 

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

shit flap by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008

Flanst

Fluff+Angst=Flanst in fanfiction terms.

Term coined by Frulie. See: Fruliesmut

"Did you read Frulie's new story? Draco was so fluffy and Harry was so angsty."

"Yeah, I read it and it was so flansty."

Flanst by Chrystal Barr June 16, 2004

flapadella 

A flapadella is:
The flap of skin underneath the chin and on the neck. A very ticklish spot if spontaneously tickled.

You just flapdella'd me! Meaning: You just spontaneuosly tickled the flap of skin underneath my chin and on my neck!

That is what a flapadella or flapadella'd is.

flapadella by ashoegabaralalalal September 17, 2006