feeding the ducks

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.

by Jobot October 19, 2003

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

Feed the Dog

(verb) spanking; fapping; jerking it; choking the chicken; turning Japanese; stretching the armstrong; beating off; pulling tongue

D: Are you coming to work today or just sitting around feeding the dog?
A: I would go to the bar but I have to go home and feed the dog.

by Taste_Purple March 30, 2015

feeder

feeder rule and theire music is as good as the times of echo park and yesterday went too soon. the death of john lee was a great loss as he had such a unique style of drumming. Mark Richardson brings his own, effective form to feeder in these times.

feeder ruled on december 11th when they played Birmingham NIA.

by Martin Perkins January 1, 2004

Feed your head

To learn, gain knowledge, give the brain something to "feed" on.

This phrase is most popular in the Jefferson Starship song "White Rabbit"

It also may mean doing a lot a drug.

"Remember what the doormouse said.. "FEED YOUR HEAD."

by Panetta242 September 2, 2009

you cant feed a bear that died of starvation

to be used if some thing is late,unforgivable, or some one says there sorry and they want to fix things and they dont have the balls to fix it or address the problem until ignoring you and til they found out there mistake

"Hey im sorry it wasn't meant to happen like that im sorry will you forgive me"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"

by That Chubby Fellow April 8, 2012

Feeder

One of the best bands in recent history. There albums Y.W.T.S and Echo Park are they best i have ever owned. God bless them and there music(under the weather - most underrated song)

"'Coz your a friend, i blame,myself"
"Your my anesthetic"

by question mark August 2, 2004