by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

The festive looking farts-in-a-box musical device was cranked with glee until the boy realized what the “Pop Goes the Weasel” tune would finally mean.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

"Jim let out a massive one last night under the covers. Yet, there was no smell at all....guess it was a clean fart!"
by MJB62 February 17, 2014

A fart so bad that the putrid smell embeds itself almost permanently into absorbent materials such as fabric. Similar to the half-life of radiation lasting for years after a nuclear bomb.
Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.
by Nirvanafanatic619 July 29, 2020

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.
Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
