Sarah Eli and David Chandler

The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.

Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.

by Princess kitty UwU January 19, 2021

Eli

A man who is more awesome than any Celine, Samantha, Bryon, Olivia, Charlie, Addyson, Jaylene, and Abbie

"Wow, Eli is Awesome!"

by Ghostflame August 23, 2021

Eli

Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.

Eli is a giant cock.

by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli P.

The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.

“Look at that Eli P.”

by Satanslittlepplover September 15, 2022

Eli

The type of guy to give you lots of love. You would definitely want to be friends with him. He's got those pretty eyes and brown hair that you will find attractive. There's so much more about him - he's smart, determined, kind-hearted, and handsome. He's also very trustworthy. When it comes to someone making fun of you, he will defend you right away. Anything you want to keep a secret with him, he will keep it to you and just him. He will cherish that secret with you. He will never tell anyone else unless you want to let the cat out of the bag. Stuck on your homework? He'll help right away. Of course, he's intelligent. He will also abandon everyone else just for you. If you feel lonely, he'll definitely talk with you.

Eli is the kind of man you'll ever dream to meet.

by Middle of June November 22, 2022

Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025