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CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir

the teacher that don't be on my bad side but everyone agree he is most than the last
person 1.CHAPMAN James Edward Straugheir is not nice he made me stand for 20 minutes

person 2 .did you make him angry

person 1 .he any 24 7

person 3 .I agree
by the man with the sex November 13, 2021
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Team Edward

The name given to the group of Fanpires that prefer vampire Edward Cullen over werewolf shapeshifter Jacob Black in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. It's not that they dislike Jacob, Edward is just better.
Jacob fan: Do you read Twilight?

Edward fan: Yeah, I'm Team Edward.

Jacob fan: Pssht. Suicidal much?
by Mandy Copeland March 5, 2009
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edward scissorhands

A man with scissors for hands who is always miserable due to his inability to masturbate without castrating himself.
Edward Scissorhands needs a handjob very badly.
by shatteredv3 January 4, 2005
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Edward Cullen

THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer.

He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!
'You are /exactly/ my brand of heroin.' -Edward Cullen
by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008
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Edward Cullen

That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.
Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?
by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008
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Edward Simpkin

The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.
No not again Dad’ said Edward Simpkin
by EDL1979 December 3, 2018
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Edward

The best person in the world there is no beta way to explain him other then him being the best person in the world.
Edward is cool.
by the pursue April 12, 2021
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