Dip Dong

A politically appropriat and openly acceptable term for dip shit with out profanity

A person who is of minimal intelect. Someone who is not capeable of intelagent conversatin. Completely devoid of general intelagence. Mildly toleralbe in short amounts of time. Very irritating in social settings.

That Dip dong got caught looking at roses butt.

Jeff;"Steve is the biggest dip dong I have ever met."

Nikki;" Why what did he do?"

Jeff;"He got caught by the cops loitering and prowling around his ex's house."

Nikki;" Your right what a Dip Dong."

by KornyJeff May 3, 2009

Donger

Large thing between my legs that i just cant ignore, ideal for slapping off bathroom doors

hey guys i've got a great idea why dont we all get our donger's out and slap them against the door while scottys in there

by Big Ron 28 January 6, 2008

double-dong

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two dongs make it tight

Me and fat are gonna double-dong em up!

by Weinger April 10, 2003

dong bender

1. The act of bending someones dong.
2. One who enjoys bending the male penis. Usually done with the mouth.

Do you think Robbies gay? Ya he's a total dong bender.

by A.P.K. May 16, 2003

You are stepping on my dong

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.

R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!

by RagMeRock December 4, 2004

dongfish

HORNGUS ATTACHED TO SCUNGLE

“that dongfish got sum fuckin horngus on its scungle”
“bro what the fuck u just say”

by FUCKHEAD GNAT February 1, 2019

dongchi

To use chopsticks or anything that is long, strong, and firm enough and swiftly shove up one's anus. The with great force spread apart in opposite directions causing the victim great pleasure/pain (what's the difference?)
Then if you want you can shove your penis or foot inside, depending on which is larger.

Me:Wasn't that dongchi great LeAnna?
LeAnna:Well I wouldn't know, you gave it all to tila =*(
Me:Oh, my bad...

by azndabaitzu1 June 17, 2003